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| 04:33pm 11/11/2009 |
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Warded to Gen Boot
Oi, Boot, I've been thinking. What does "behaviour that is inconsistent with the well-being and reputation of the school" mean? Isn't the reputation of Hogwarts meant to be tainted?
Warded to Lindsay Corner and Aaron Longbottom
I've made a truce with the head girl. Think it will last?
I reckon Hogwarts has not seen a bonfire night like that in years, but it might go better this week with the plague. Takers? New ideas? |
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| 12:35pm 05/11/2009 |
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In honor of bonfire night, I suggest a masquerade!
Has anyone seen my zombie make-up? |
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| 01:55am 25/10/2009 |
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Warded to Aaron
Are you okay? I wasn't there - but I heard - Is she okay?
That bas I'll try to be a good prefect.
For u Gryff tonight.
I think it's time the Gryffindors went to bed.
I will be in the common room, if anyone needs to discuss what happened at or after the match.
But, let's show our head boy we can survive without him and get some sleep.
Warded to Gryffindor Prefects
I'm sorry I'm never there for you.
Warded to Ella & Madeleine
We earned this vodka. I just need to get everyone settled down.
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| 10:29am 06/10/2009 |
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[Warded Private to cm, Lindsay, Ava, Ella, & Madeleine]
Harvest ball costumes?
Can I suggest zombies?
[/Wards]
[Warded Private to Aaron]
Sorry.
[/Wards]
Being a prefect is a ridiculous amount of work. |
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| 06:18pm 25/09/2009 |
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Before the dictator-tress sends us to prison camps:
A=E B=P C=Z D=H E=I F=Q G=W H=R I=A J=V K=T L=N M=C N=S O=U P=B Q=X R=D S=M T=F U=O V=K W=J X=G Y=L Z=Y
LONG LIVE THE CAUSE!
[Warded Private to Lindsay & CM]
Well... there goes that.
[/Wards]
[Warded Private to Ella] Couldn't tell you. Didn't want to implicate you.
Graffiti says: "Idealists...foolish enough to throw caution to the winds...have advanced mankind and have enriched the world."
Let's liberate mankind.[/Wards] |
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| 10:44pm 23/09/2009 |
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( hexed private )
[Warded Private to CM & Ella & Lindsay]
How do you feel about entering via windows? [/Wards]
Well, Hogwarts, I've been in the library and it turns out -- platypuses are not native to England. Shame. Anyone have an animal catalogue I could borrow? |
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| 06:27pm 20/09/2009 |
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[Warded Private to Lindsay Corner & CM]
Part one of the plan worked well, but Muggles and squibs are more interesting than our revolution.
Any ideas? Considered giving out prefects' bathroom password to school.
[/Wards]
[Warded Private to Gryffindors]
Which of you did that foul graffiti? [/Wards]
Wanted: Platypus
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| 09:40pm 13/09/2009 |
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Lysander, octopus platypus livers.
Rounds tonight. Think a giant snake will eat me? |
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| 08:30am 10/09/2009 |
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[Warded Private to Norwood Pucey]
How goes prefect duties? I'm considering subversive actions soon.
[Warded Private to Ashton White] Could you cover my Sunday night prefect rounds?
I need someone's help. True members of the cause only. |
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| 04:53pm 28/08/2009 |
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[Warded Private to Rhys Branson, Ashton White, Nicodemus Vance & Patrick Wood] Oi, which of you is a prefect next term now that Aaron sold his soul is chief?
[/Wards]
Marg is having one of her fits again. Luckily, it's the last year I have to put up with the 'it's not fair she's a witch and I'm not' syndrome. Unluckily, Mum raided my supplies as punishment -- for my dad's genetics? I have no idea. Dad usually locks himself up in the office with patients during the week before school starts completely unhelpful. I imagine that's punishment enough.
Has anyone ever considered pipe collecting? I think it might be a fun hobby. |
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| 10:17am 05/08/2009 |
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[Warded Private to Lindsay Corner]
The bonfire went well. Didn't it?
[/End Wards]
I have foreseen a great change.
I should like a purple hippopotamus for Hogwarts. Is that against school rules? |
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| 06:10pm 01/08/2009 |
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[Warded Private]
Gen is head girl? Is it not enough that she is perfect cheerleader organized? Aaron and I had a PERFECT PREFECT PARTNERSHIP. AND NOW IT IS WASTED. WASTED. [/Wards]
Down with the man!
I suggest a bonfire!
[Warded Private to Gryffindors]
And some vodka. Who wants to make a repeat of Rachel's? Anyone doing anything tonight? [/Wards]
[Warded Private to Lindsay] I hate cheerleaders. [/Wards] |
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| 05:53pm 26/07/2009 |
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Shto eta? Eta VODKA.
Believe me, my attempts at the Russian alphabet are far too brill for your little minds to handle. Who wants their souvenirs?
Also, Rachel is the party queen. All hail her. +98 points and a bottle of rum.
I do not approve of underage drinking, however. The bottle will be saved for her of age party. |
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| 11:31am 20/07/2009 |
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ZZZZZZZzDRAST-way!
Kok tay?
The motherland will soon recognize me as her own. Stand back you scurvy Welsh dogs, I have embraced a new way of life and will be besmirched by your insecurities! |
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| 06:02pm 09/07/2009 |
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Votes are in: Selwyn is apparently old and disgusting. Guess we'll never know! Congrats to Macmillans! I bet people would think you lot are a good shag, not that I'm asking.
Tallies -19 Selwyn +15 Saorise McLaggen [bravery in the face of crups] +26 Lily Potter [for a hopefully successful prefect campaign] -17 for too much maths talk in these things +677 Gryffindor prefects for head boy & head girl [sorry Lucy] - 79 Zombie Invasion [there was only one and it might have been that homeless woman with the bag in disguise who hangs around the pub]
I HAVE TO PACK. What do you take to the mother land? |
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| 10:54pm 30/06/2009 |
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Question of the Day: Would Selwyn be a good shag? Or is conservative a major turn off?
It could be fierce.
I'm going to Russia on the 14th. I hope the vodka stories are true. |
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| 01:13am 23/06/2009 |
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Zombies haven't landed yet.
I bought red ink to celebrate my liberation, but I forgot and touched it.
I did manage to finish the freedom hut for Frankie. |
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| 11:50am 20/06/2009 |
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A pet rock? Seriously? Have they not yet been liberated, or is this a school-wide experiment? Who else has an enslaved rock creature? We must unite in their liberation! |
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| 10:05am 09/06/2009 |
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BRILLIANT.
Are exams canceled?
I feel as though it is the Schwarzwald of Germany come back to haunt me from my past life as a soldier in a World War II bombing campaign. Why did I have no premonitions of this?
Comrades Aaron, Rachel and Paul, I'll be near the grassy knoll that was the third floor corridor if you need me. Discovering fire. |
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